Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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