Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
