maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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