doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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