My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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