R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Randomize
