We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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