Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You pole danced in your parka.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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