yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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