Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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