You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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