Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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