The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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