If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
As shirtless as possible
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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