Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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