we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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