we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I have fence marks all over my body
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Randomize
