I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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