Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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