I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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