just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You need Xanax blowdarts
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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