Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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