Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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