Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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