Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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