Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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