There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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