it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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