I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
