ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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