i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
There's always time for handjobs
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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