You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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