Buhtt sex?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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