I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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