remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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