Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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