you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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