normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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