kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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