You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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