Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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