I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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