Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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