is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We're using joints as your birthday candles
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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