Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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