whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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