Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
do nipples grow back?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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