I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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