so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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