Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
