I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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